The Bum Game

The Bum Game.

The object of this game is to hold a steady job and find a real home. You start out as a bum on the street so you'll need to beg for change and find food anywhere you can.

Start by entering your bum name:

Disclaimers:

This game simulates real life as a bum so if you're some wussy, politically correct cry-baby who hates loud music and likes to ban books, you probably shouldn't play it. However, unlike you, we're not in the business of telling people what to do or think, so if you want to play it, go right ahead.
The Bum Game was inspired by Front Door Enterprises' brilliant Bumvertising™ marketing campaign. If you've never heard of Bumvertising™, learning more about that form of advertising and bum society in general will give you an advantage in this game. All images relating to Bumvertising™ have been used with permission.

The Bum Game
Character Info
Money:	$0.27
Job:	None
Housing:	None
Special Skill:	Harmonica
Impairment:	Chronically Lazy
Health:	• • • • Excellent
Hygiene:	• • • • Clean
Hunger:	• • • • Satisfied
Fatigue:	• • • • Wide Awake
Happiness:	• • • • Joyful
Clothes
Clean White T-Shirt Clean Blue Jeans Leather Boots
Inventory
Tin Cup Harmonica
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Exit Game

Corner of 75th and Maple

You're standing on a street corner with nothing but the clothes on your back and some change in your pocket. In the land of opportunity, it's never too late to turn your life around. Now go get a job and a place to live so you can leave this sad chapter of your life in the past!

Available Options	Travel